i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
That works. I won't care. I'll be a mermaid. Mermaids don't give a fuck.
Especially drunk mermaids.
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
I'm getting married
To pizza
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