I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
I just woke up under a kitchen table with my sandals taped to my feet and a corona bottle taped to my hand..
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
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The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
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Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
Things in my bed this morning: a Waffle House hat, a finding nemo DVD, sharpies, my graduation robes and an adult diaper. Did we play drunk scavenger hunt again?
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
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