I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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