His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
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SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
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He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
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