I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
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