Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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