is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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