So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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