The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
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She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
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I'm too high and old for this...
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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