Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
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