i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
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