there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
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Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
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Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
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