I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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