do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
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I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
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I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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