So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
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JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
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That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
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