Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
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Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
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After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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