Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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