the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Ran into that hot funeral director in the bar two days after the wake. pretty sure we drunk made out.
Grandpa would have been proud
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
That's the last time you suggest we can get our tab wiped by out-drinking the bartender.
It was my card, so what do you care that you lost?
Is your card paying for my plan b?
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
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