Charged a drink to your name last night. Thanks for the whiskey
you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
what day is it and did you see me today?
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
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