just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
My parents worry about me having parties when they go on vacation. Umm no it just means I'm drinking and smoking alone on the first floor of the house instead of the second
Hashtag Pathetic
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
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