Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
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