I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
I had to explain to the waiter that I'm not the DD because I can't drive, but as the Designated 'Make Sure No One Gets Roofied Or Hit By A Car On The Walk Home'-er, I should still get the free drinks.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
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