so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
What's worse: not calling my parents in Dallas to make sure they're alright or not taking shelter to masturbate all over my douchebag roommates clothes?
I worry about you.
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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