Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Betty ford says i'm here all night
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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