So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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