All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
please don't ironically join a cult
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