please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
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