omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
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