i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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