sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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