His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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