Why on earth are you answering my texts promptly? Thought for certain you'd be caught up in some ridiculous orgy by this time.
I'm that good.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
Let the clothes fall where they may.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
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