Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
He uses pillows to masturbate.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
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you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
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There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"