Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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