Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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