i just wanna soil my oats bro
dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
I just puked in an auto zone parking lot. I'm never eating peanut butter and red wine for dinner again.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
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Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
Well my door is unlocked for you, I'll be in the bathtub drinking a pre-mixed bottle of margarita until I forget the degree to which my life sucks.
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
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I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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