I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
I'm going to text my booty call and tell him nevermind, that I got the job finished by myself. That will teach him to text back faster.
This lesson is brought you by a psychology class.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
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