She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
I was so stoned on the way to work, I pretended you were in the car with me. We sang "Mrs. Jackson" by outkast.
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
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