is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
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There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
I don't know what's worse....that fact that my dog ate my vibrator or that he later puked it up on my bed
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Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
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