If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
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Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
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I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
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