How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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