At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
I don't know how to tell my mom that I'm not sober enough to drive to the dentist...
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
this morning your mother said to me "sorry to have to meet you like this, in my sons bed" later she said "you never know whos gonna be in there. its scary sometimes"
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
I think people are normalizing furries
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
Randomize