Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
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