Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
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