hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
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