She's JV to your varsity
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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