Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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