Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
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Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
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I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
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