fuck the hobbit
what about unicorns?
fuck those pointy horses
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
I drank so much Goldschläger last night, I could shit a necklace.
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I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
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Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
You tried tipping the cashier at Cook Out by shoving a dollar bill down his shirt and yelling "Magic Mike"
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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