Sry I called you an 8
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
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you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
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I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
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