I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
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stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
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Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
My parents worry about me having parties when they go on vacation. Umm no it just means I'm drinking and smoking alone on the first floor of the house instead of the second
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I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
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