You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
My girlfriend went down on me and as she did she hummed the theme from star wars and pretended my dick was a lightsaber...I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
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