Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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