Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
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No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
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Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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