yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
His uber religious wife caught us having anal sex in their bed..... she called us sodomites. Can you even be a sodomite if you're a girl?
You're not a sodomite. You're a whore. Tell her to get the insults right. Did she try to save you with Jesus?
She said she'd pray for me. Man, if I had just caught my husband balls deep in some ho, I'd say fuck the praying and kick her ass.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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