We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
Woke up to sesame street reruns and a $62 pizza bill. Never again. I mean it this time.
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
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