Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
i wish there were pregnant emoticons
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
Boobs are out for the taking
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
Just so you know, I choose to answer your bootytext tonight because it was the most creative.
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