Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
