dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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