yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
My early Valentine's Day one night stand just took an uber home. Thank you, technology, for letting me enjoy this day in peace. 😍
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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