For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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