There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
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I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
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All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
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